So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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