mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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