is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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