youre lurking in front of me
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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