You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
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if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
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I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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