Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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