remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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