Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Randomize
