so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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