"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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