Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
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I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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