This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
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