hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
barbara walters just said penis...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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