Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
send nudes
from the living room?
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