So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
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My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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