i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
your like the ambassador to my penis.
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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