the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
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I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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