id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
