It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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