Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
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am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
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Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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