I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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