Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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