Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Dick very happy bro
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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