how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
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I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
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I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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