Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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