Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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