they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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