i don't plan on having that self control this summer
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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