so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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