Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
my nose is crying tears of wow.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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