Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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