Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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