what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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