Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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