Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm gonna fight the coyote
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
