He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Randomize
