worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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