GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
