My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
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You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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