They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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