Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
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Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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