She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
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No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
When did we convert life to cartoon?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
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TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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