do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
You dont lie about slip and slides
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Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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