if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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