today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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