so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
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Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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