Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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