We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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