Porn is love you can see.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
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Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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