Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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