Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
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In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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