he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
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Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
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Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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