Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
