Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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