Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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