I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I love having hate sex.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
did i walk over a car last night?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Randomize
