I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
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I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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