It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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